i don't like sucking hair
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
so that wasnt chicken after all
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
