No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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