I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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