she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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