i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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