Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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