are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm sobbing to NWA
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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