I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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