can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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