Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
you never un-have a 4some
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Randomize
