ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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