Cold hands, warm shart.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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