Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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