Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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