So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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