i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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