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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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