Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Why can't burritos get me drunk
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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