the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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