vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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