a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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