What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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