i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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