fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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