i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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