Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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