i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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