is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
