3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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