Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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