I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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