Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You can make out without kissing
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