Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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