he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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