You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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