So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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