Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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