She said her name was "party"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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