Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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