You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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