Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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