he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
