doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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