This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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