so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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