We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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