ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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