I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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