I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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