IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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