Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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