He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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