that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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