do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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