For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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